The top ten lessons that Hamas and the rest of the Palestinians are unlikely to learn from the current Israeli operations in Gaza:
10. Don't fire over 6.000 rockets into Israel, eventually they might get upset.
9. Don't dig tunnels next to the border with Egypt and fill them with explosives, Israel will blow them all up.
8. Don't keep firing rockets into Israel while they are bombing us, or else they will send in ground troops.
7. Don't fill all the mosques with bombs, Israel will blow up the mosques.
6. Don't hide like cowards behind women and children, or you will get your whole family killed, and probably your neighbors too.
5. Don't listen to Hamas, Hezbollah or Iran, they will get your family killed and it won't bother them a bit.
4. Don't horde relief supplies, that Israel allows in, to try to exploit an imaginary humanitarian crisis, or your people will suffer.
3. Don't take land that Israel gave you and use it as nothing more than a launching pad for attacks against Israel, or Israel will come back in and be your daddy.
2. Don't convince your son to go blow himself up near some Israelis, because hell is hot place.
1. Don't believe the foolishness in the Qu'ran or what that murdering false prophet Mohammed said, it will teach you how to behave so as to get your whole family killed and everyone else in town too; and all for nothing.
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