Friday, July 24, 2009

How Obama Knows Boston Police Are 'Stupid'

Barack Obama stated the other day that the Boston Police acted 'stupidly' when they arrested a loud, belligerent Harvard professor who's home they had been called to to investigate some people breaking in to.

Obama, of course, was not there; he also admitted that he did not know the details; yet he still was able to determine that the police officers acted 'stupidly.'

How does that happen? How can Obama do that?

The answer is very, very easy.

Because, you see, Al Sharpton was able to do the very same thing - he was able to determine that it was racial profiling that got the professor arrested. He said loudly and clearly that this was one of the most egregious cases of racial profiling he had ever seen.

But, of course, Sharpton was not there, either.

And the man who was there, the professor, why, even he was able to determine that the reason he was taken to jail was because the police officers were racists.

Yes, this ability to determine that the police officer's actions were motivated by racism is something the professor, Sharpton and Obama could all 'see' and all spoke about, yet only one of them was there.

This gift, this ability to read into another man's heart and soul and decide that his actions are motivated by racism is called OMNISCIENCE.

The professor is omniscient, or all-knowing.

Al Sharpton is omniscient.

Barack Obama is omniscient.

In fact, all liberals are omniscient.

Let's call it Obamniscient.

Just ask any one of them.

They must be, because if Obama, Sharpton and the professor are not Obamniscient, well, then that would mean that THEY, themselves, are the BIASED ones....and that can't be, because all three of them are black and blameless (two terms which are very close to becoming synonyms...)

And the rest of us are racists.

Because Obamniscience has said so.

4 comments:

Ema Nymton said...

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Domestic "christian" Terrorist,


"And the rest of us are racists."

I am happy to agree with you.

~@:o?
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RightHooks said...

Ema,

Yes, because you, too, must be Obamniscient...you know all things and cannot learn or be taught a single factiod more.

Yes, there are know-it-alls and learn-it-alls - you and Obama and Sharpton and all the libs are clearly know-it-alls.

But Jesus, the One Who came back from the grave (and if you dispute this, please show me His bones), would say that you don't have 'ears to hear.'

I think that One Who came back from the grave has a little more credibility that you. But if you go ahead and off yourself and then come back to life, I will re-consider.

Ema Nymton said...

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Domestic "christian" Terrorist,

Been there, done that, got a T-shirt, wore it out.

~@:o?
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RightHooks said...

Ema, YOU came back from the grave? Wow. I am sooooooo impressed with you. You are really something. We should all be like you.