Obama Grows a Testicle Cell

Barack Obama has proven to be either a useful idiot or a useless idiot, depending on which side of the law you are on. But yesterday, on Easter Sunday, Mr. Obama actually became a useful useless idiot.

In a decision which uncharacteristically actually helps an American (well, besides his crew of corrupt cronies) instead of harming one, Mr. Obama gave an executive order for the United States Navy SEALs to use lethal force to rescue the American captain held hostage by Muslim Somali pirates.

To make this decision, the effeminate, mamby-pamby Obama, whom every dictator and thug on the planet knows is a weak, fairy-like push-over, might actually have grown a single testicle cell. If he did, it would be the first one he has ever owned. Or, it could be that he borrowed one from his wife, who, by the way, said last fall that you were a racist if you did not vote for her husband.

Obama's executive decision might be his actual first positive decision in decades. Of course, it isn't really all that hard when you have the likes of the Navy SEALs at your disposal and insane pirates pointing guns at an American. But Obama has already shown himself to be less inclined to
box a barbarian's ears than he is to kiss their rears, so this decision stands out as unusual.

But one testicle cell does not make a man. We could only wish he would grow another and then point that strength toward Iran's nuclear sites, or grow a third and show it to North Korea. Why, he could even use the single one he grew before it disappears, and point it toward our southern border or start deporting all illegal aliens immediately.

Perhaps we are only thinking wishfully; perhaps Mr. Obama will, in short order, return to his same, old Richard Simmons-style foreign policy where he demonstrates and projects Richard Simmons-type strength and resolve. Perhaps he will return to craving the glory and adulation of the populus of the world instead of doing the job which he was elected to do, which was to be a servant to the American people.

But for several very brief moments, while three Navy SEAL bullets passed through the skulls of three more of Mohammed's armed, marauding minions, Barack Obama was useful to this country, and one American ship captain and his family in particular. It might be the greatest thing Obama has ever been associated with.

Let's hope Mr. Obama can grow a few more testical cells and save a few more American lives.