Friday, August 29, 2008

McCain Drops the Nuclear Bomb: Sarah Palin

John McCain dropped the nuclear bomb on Barak Obama's campaign today; and her name is Sarah Palin.

Conservative, mother of five, including a newborn with Down's syndrome, wife of a fisherman/oil field worker, pro-life, pro-second amendment, member of National Rifle Association, point guard on her state championship basketball team, high school leader of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes, runner-up in the 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant, and also Miss Congeniality in the same pageant, authentic as your neighbor, mother of an infantryman in the United States Army, reformist, tax-cutter, 'Maverick,' "Sarah Barracuda," Washington outsider, individual with solid morals, values and character, and the current governor of Alaska, 44-year old Sarah Palin is the Bomb in every way.

And her husband is the second-luckiest man in the world. I'm the first.

Here she is, Sarah Palin Nuclear Bomb:


















Wonkette.com declares, “This chick could be solely responsible for why polar bears have no icebergs to swim to.”


5 comments:

Ema Nymton said...

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Pack Smack,

I am finally getting it. This is one of them comedy blogs. You know, where the writer uses tongue in cheek ironic humor to make a point, saying one thing and in reality meaning the exact opposite.

So if in your mind, the bad guys will not be afraid of Mr Obama (remember you say he is too young and inexperienced), then they will definitely be impressed by Ms Palin (even younger and with less experience)?

When you say 'Bomb,' do you mean your candidate takes-out any remaining support from the base of the Republic Party?

ttfn

Ema Nymton

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RightHooks said...

Ema,

Uh-no. This isn't a say-one-thing, mean-another situation. For that kind of thing just listen to anything that passes Acmadinejad's filthy lips. Or go back and listen to anything Yassir Arafat ever said (peace be far from him).

As for your 'inexperienced' claim, Sarah Palin has the grid to be able to make sound judgments. She is solid as a person, her character is founded in values that America herself is founded on. She is not some whack like Obama who not only went to a Muslim (read:terrorist) school in Indonesia as a boy, and is connected to every hack and bum and subversive you can think of...hardly a man of traditional American values, of character or able to make sound judgments. BIG difference, here. Whereas Obama will schmooze with the terrorists, and play into their hands and work toward their agenda, Sarah Palin will not be afraid to play the game they want to play, a power game, and drop it on their heads...which is exactly what they ALL deserve. Remember who started this...we didn't fly jets into buildings, Muslim terrorists (read:true disciples of Mohammed's teachings) did. Obama would be a patsy; Sarah Palin would give them the hammer they so richly deserve for declaring war on our civilians.

As for Sarah, the Bomb Palin taking out the remaining support from Republicans...YOU WISH! Ha Ha. You really don't understand conservatives if you could even say this. Every conservative I know of is tap-dancing and doing the boogie-woogie, they are so happy about this. Sarah Palin is the bomb because with her, Obama's chances just changed from possible to far-fetched.

Which is a BAD thing for terrorists, Achmadinejad, Iranian subversives, Al-Qeada subversives, terrorist subversives and whatever group you belong to if I missed one.

So how was your lunch today? Oh, that's right you didn't eat lunch today...but that chicken and rice sure was good around 8:00 pm, wasn't it?

RightHooks said...

p.s.what does ttfn mean?

Ema Nymton said...

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Pack Smack,

Do you make all this up simple because Ms Palin is a member of the Republic Party? Truly you do not know much about her.

It is not possible to have any confidence about Ms Palin's capabilities. Excepting Mr McCain picked her, little is known about the woman.

What will you say when Ms Palin has to step down from running for vice president?

Ema

ps

TTFN = TA TA FOR NOW

RightHooks said...

Ema,

No, I did not just make stuff up because she belongs to the Republican Party. I recognize her values, and where she comes from in here decision-making. I see how she stands up for right (good)and stands against wrong (evil). Since she has an absolute measure of good and evil, she will not be fooled by Islam's lies, trickery, subversiveness, or anything Islam because she can see that Islam is 1.) a wicked lie 2.) a false religion 3.) a counterfeit religion 4.)evil and 5.)a threat to the United States of America.

She would be someone in a strategic position of power whom the Muslims cannot fool. (Unlike Obama, whom they own.)

Yup, she is your worst nightmare.

ps. thanks for the ttfn